(I wrote this post quite sometime ago, as those of you familiar with the pig spit drama will know, but just realized I never posted it.)
I often joke with my husband that we should start a blog with the tagline, “Our Life in Bumper Stickers”, outlining all the crazy one liners that we hear on a daily basis. One liners that, on a bumper sticker and out of context, would have people scratching their heads. On a recent road trip here are a few that the kids uttered that we thought would qualify. “Can I see if I color my eye?” “Can I be dead then?” and “Read or you’re going to jail!”
My husband and I found ourselves alone for a few hours this past Friday afternoon. Our daughter was in school. Our son was napping. My husband was home from work to oversee the construction of a fire pit for our newly acquired pig spit. That is another story all together. So, with an afternoon ahead of us he hinted at some “private” time while I asked if he wanted to bake biscotti. He told me that should be on a bumper sticker. The biscotti won out. I’m not sure what that says about us as a couple.
Although the kids and I have experimented and made hundreds of different biscotti, my husband serves only as the in-house taste-tester. He has never made biscotti. We (me actually) thought it would fun for him to try his hand at making biscotti.
While he chopped figs, I asked if he wanted this or that in the bowl, then measured and mixed the ingredients. Then I kneaded the biscotti. He added the figs. I kneaded some more. Then I shaped the logs. He made an egg wash and then added a thick layer of sugar on top.
And since they are technically “his” biscotti, he wanted them baked only once to keep them soft. We made them yesterday. One of the biscotti logs is still sitting on the cooling rack on the counter. I’m not sure what he plans to do with it next. I took the other and sliced it extra thin and twice baked the biscotti. I figured I did half the work, I am entitled to half the end product. I think he is more of a visionary than an implementation kind of guy. But “his” biscotti are delicious.
Fig Biscotti with Ground Pecans
YIELD: approximately two dozen
2 ½ cups all-purpose flour
1 cup granulated sugar, plus more for the topping
1 ½ teaspoons double-acting baking powder
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon freshly grated nutmeg
½ cup ground pecans
3 eggs, plus 1 egg white for the topping
1 ½ teaspoons vanilla extract
1 cup chopped dried figs
1. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees and place the rack in the middle of the oven.
2. In a large flat-bottomed bowl, whisk together the flour, sugar, baking powder, salt, nutmeg, and pecans.
3. In a smaller bowl, whisk together the eggs and vanilla extract.
4. With a rubber spatula, stir the egg mixture into the flour mixture until the dough just starts to come together. Dust your hands with flour and knead the dough in the bowl until all the ingredients are incorporated and the dough is tacky.
5. Add the figs. Knead the dough until incorporated, about 10 – 20 times.
6. Separate the dough in half. Form two logs, approximately 3 inches wide and 1 inch high on a parchment lined baking sheet. Leave several inches between the logs, the dough will spread as it bakes.
7. Whisk the egg white in a small bowl and brush on the top of each log. Sprinkle a very generous amount of sugar all over the tops.
8. Bake in a preheated 350 degree oven for 30 minutes, or until the tops begin to crack or split. Transfer logs to a wire cooling rack to cool completely.
9. Transfer biscotti logs to a cutting board. Slice the biscotti on a diagonal and place cut side down on the same parchment lined baking sheet. Bake for an additional 20 minutes, turning the biscotti once halfway through. Transfer to a wire rack and let cool completely.
What to do with the ends #72: Use the ends as fire starters for your next pig roast.