The traveling circus just returned from our final road trip of the summer. We did not escape occurring any medical bills on this trip and we also lost a tooth in the parking lot of the spaceship diner in Niagara Falls, but a good time was had by all…and a few lessons learned.
1. Fresh cheese curds from gas stations are not as bad as you think.
2. Always wear shoes. (This is where the medical bills come in.)
3. If you walk in a rainbow all your wishes will come true.
4. You can purchase firewood by the armload.
5. Do not ask children if they need to use the bathroom EVERY time you see a roadside rest stop or exit with a Sheetz. (Some of us already knew this one.)
6. If the border patrol asks if you are traveling with your parents, the answer is “yes.”
And of course there were questions posed to us along the way. One of our favorites was, “Why do you need a receipt when you pay for the food you eat? You can’t take it back.”
Along the way we also attended a shotgun wedding, complete with ceremony, first dance, first kiss, and reception. On August 16th Pink Monkey (a.k.a. Molly) married Alex. Our daughter set the date months ago and was not going to forget it. Yet we did, until my husband and I remembered the night before. So it was a last-minute scramble and we surprised her with a special stop at Sideling Hill on route 68 in western Maryland along the first leg of our road trip. The wedding cake (blueberry muffin) was purchase from the ice rink where our son played hockey that morning. The cake topper and wedding certificate were printed out and assembled the night before. The gown (scarf) and tie (metallic shoe string) were thrown in the car at the last-minute. Vows were exchanged amid the sounds from the freeway below and the two are now officially married and sure to live happily ever after.
On our trip we stayed with family and friends in Pennsylvania and spent time in Canada, which as many of you probably know is well-known for maple flavored EVERYTHING! As we drove south on the QEW from Toronto to Niagara Falls, we saw signs for a distillery. A vacation can’t be all about the kids, right? So we thought we’d check out the tour, which apparently ended only 30 minutes before we walked in the door. But we did leave with some whiskey and maple liqueur, which is perfect for spicing up your coffee and dunking your biscotti.
Maple Walnut Biscotti with a Maple Glaze
YIELD: approximately two dozen
2 ½ cups all-purpose flour
1 cup granulated sugar
½ cup brown sugar
1 teaspoons double-acting baking powder
1 teaspoon salt
3 eggs, plus one for the brushing on the logs
2 teaspoons maple extract
1 ½ cups walnuts, roasted and roughly chopped
¼ cup powdered sugar
3 tablespoons maple syrup
1. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees and place the rack in the middle of the oven.
2. In a large flat-bottomed bowl, whisk together the flour, sugars, baking powder, and salt.
3. In a smaller bowl, whisk together the eggs and maple extract.
4. With a rubber spatula, stir the egg mixture into the flour mixture until the dough just starts to come together. Dust your hands with flour and knead the dough in the bowl until all the ingredients are incorporated and the dough is tacky.
5. Add the walnuts. Knead the dough until incorporated, about 10 – 20 times.
6. Separate the dough into thirds. Form three logs, approximately 2 inches wide and 1 inch high on a parchment lined baking sheet. Leave several inches between the logs, the dough will spread as it bakes.
7. Bake in a preheated 350 degree oven for 30-35 minutes, or until the tops begin to crack or split. Transfer logs to a wire cooling rack to cool completely.
8. Transfer biscotti logs to a cutting board. Slice the biscotti on a diagonal and place cut side down on the same parchment lined baking sheet. Bake for an additional 20 minutes, turning the biscotti once halfway through. Transfer to a wire rack and let cool completely.
9. To make the icing, combine the powdered sugar and maple syrup. Drizzle over the cooled biscotti with a spoon.
What to do with the ends #81: Crumble and throw the ends at your next roadside wedding instead of rice.